If a child refuses to take a nap during the day…
Is he resisting a rest?
What did one succulent British plant say to the other?
“Aloe! Very nice to meet you!”
My wife asked me to sync her phone
so I threw it into the ocean. I don’t know why she’s mad at me.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is!
__What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? __
A carrot.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
An old Irish proverb goes
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.”
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